Sometimes weird things happen. Unexplainable, inexplicable things that challenge one’s very perception of reality.
In many stories the hero will go on an epic adventure to come to terms with these things. Usually in the process they will find out a great deal about their own nature, and the nature of the world around them.
This is not one of those stories. If you are looking for a regular story about a person with actual tact, perhaps someone who copes with things in a sensible manner you are not likely to find it here. In fact if you are looking for non-experimental fiction about typical characters at all you are almost certainly looking in the wrong place.
Near-terminally misguided as it were.
This story is a peculiar one, and of all the tales I have had the distinct pleasure of documenting in my time- it is perhaps the strangest.